It's amazing how it has been months since our last update. We wanted to avoid being like those people. Anyway, we have several ideas that will be included in our new posts, including teacher memes and Brolled stories. Also, with Sadies around the corner, be ready for our heart-stopping (literally) Sadies application!
For today, we'll start with a little segment that we like to call the misadventures of Zach and Sanjay. You will enjoy it!
From time to time, our school loves to troll us. I guess that's what we get when we try to make a difference and save the innocent lives of students who are prone to depression and constantly attacked with thoughts of suicide... On an average day at Kentridge High School, the announcement came on, blaring "ALL STUDENTS WHO WISH TO SAVE LIVES MUST REPORT TO THE COUNCILORS OFFICE OR ELSE!" This was standard of the announcements, as it seems the school believes the most effective way to achieve things is through threats. Most of the time this works well, but the time they held a student ransom got them into a bit of a pickle; oddly enough, they were ransoming him for pickles..... But I digress.
For today, we'll start with a little segment that we like to call the misadventures of Zach and Sanjay. You will enjoy it!
From time to time, our school loves to troll us. I guess that's what we get when we try to make a difference and save the innocent lives of students who are prone to depression and constantly attacked with thoughts of suicide... On an average day at Kentridge High School, the announcement came on, blaring "ALL STUDENTS WHO WISH TO SAVE LIVES MUST REPORT TO THE COUNCILORS OFFICE OR ELSE!" This was standard of the announcements, as it seems the school believes the most effective way to achieve things is through threats. Most of the time this works well, but the time they held a student ransom got them into a bit of a pickle; oddly enough, they were ransoming him for pickles..... But I digress.
On this day of infamy, I decided that I want to become a hero to save lives and be awesome. I looked behind me at Zach, saying "Hey bro, I think it's our time to shine. Let's make difference!" Being level 65 in speechcraft allowed me easily to convince him. All I had to do was glare into his eyes. The enchantments on my armor did the rest of the work, or maybe it was the bloody battle axe I was holding menacingly as I spoke. Next thing you know, it was lunch time. We made our way over to the counseling office. The lady was working quietly at the main desk. She looked up, asking in a creepy polite manner "How may I help you?"
"Hi. We want save lives! It was on the announcements that whoever wants to save lives of depressional teenagers can help by coming here!."
She looked puzzled. "Umm. I didn't hear that on the announcements. Then again, who listens to announcements? They're just full of depressed teenagers anyway" She sighed. " I guess I can check the bulletin board online."
She spent a while searching the school's website, or maybe her facebook; it's pretty hard to check a school website for three hours straight after all. While she was off in Narnia, I questioned, did my ears deceive me? Do staff members even pay attention to the announcements? What kind of school is this? Or is this school? All I want to do is slay some dragons in Whiterun, is it really that difficult?
"Hmm. It doesn't seem to be on here. You should try the activities office. They could probably help you."
Stupid Earthling....
So we ventured all the way down to the activities office, crossing the mountains of perilous doom and fording the rivers of even more death, in hopes that the person there was more aware of everything around her. We walked into the office and again; there was a lady behind the desk. She didn't noticed us.
I disturbed the tranquil atmosphere. "Hi. We want to save lives. We went to the counseling office and the person there told us that we should go here for more information."
"Well..." She looked at a paper. " I have the announcements right here. It says to go to the councilor's office and see Ms. Altunizickosarusrex about it." Yes. I'm serious. That was her name. "She's not in though. What you can do is write your names at the councilor's office and you'll be prompted with more informatio..."
The bell rang.
Awesome... No time to save anyone today. I guess those teens are better without us.
In disappointment, we started walking to class, thinking of methods on how to prevent suicide. I was stumped, however Zach's idea seemed to be... uh. Unique, I guess.
"I'm in favor of reverse psychology."
Yeah. Me too...
