For those of you who are having trouble finding a date for homecoming, have no fear! The homecoming application is here! Also, welcome to our blog! This is our first post, but we don't give a shit about that. You need to find a bro-rific date to homecoming to feed your sorry little antisocial soul!
For just seven easy payments of $29.95, the homecoming application can be yours! Or, if you're a square and don't feel like paying, just scroll down and download the application below; we'll just bill you for the bandwidth you steal from us later (provided by Microsoft).
Anyway, without further ado, here is the Homecoming Application, from yours truly, the Brolls.
This is the link to the file. If you're too stupid to figure out how to go to it, I don't know what to say